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Kickstarter Backer Theme Songs Volume 3

by VStheUNIVERSE

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1.
Kevin Fair 00:43
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He plays games, in the red white and blue Don't lay blame if he’s coming for you Be aware Say a prayer Better hope that you’re square They'll be nothing left when he's through
2.
Jessica Kent 00:41
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“Now presenting, Jessica Kent’s secret to happiness” I hope you pet every dog that you see I hope you dream of being Someone I know you could be Pet every dog! (Pet every dog!) Scruff every cat! (Scruff every cat!) Pet every dog! ….and wear a fun hat!
3.
Laura Marsh (Mac Attack) 00:48
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I’ll gunna climb climb climb till you get to the top I’ma Fill up this Diaper 'til its ready to pop So gimmie a nice pair of boobies cuz I'm ready to feed Don’t get in my way or your gunna bleed Oh Look Out for THE MAC ATTACK You Gotta Brace Yourself for THE MAC ATTACK
4.
Caitlyn Rowe 01:28
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The blue skys are above you now, don't hide away The power is inside of you Almost Today
5.
Rohan Mitra 00:41
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You seem so true, but not quite The demons inside you want to fight (Do you want to rule the world?) I though you might Nose licker, ball sac sitter Do you read Reddit on the shitter I though you might
6.
Jess Emerson 00:51
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Prop up your drink Get another pour Jess is gonna kick down your door! Get your bourbon county Tap that zombie dust Don’t throw that liquid back It’s not meant to be rushed. It’s all about the Links you make along the way. It’s ditching work for fun and play That’s Jess’s Way
7.
Steven Fodor 01:03
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You don’t have to grow up. Take my hand, stay this way forever. The weather’s turning rough We’ll fly, we’ll fly away. Nothing’s gonna be faulty now. We are gonna last forever. Nothing’s gonna stop us tonight. We are gonna last forever.
8.
Brendan Riley 00:32
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He’s the best, the primo, prime select Your grammar better come correct If a man can handle Minnesota Cold You know you've got a fella who’s spicy *AND* bold. Brendan Riley!
9.
Mitch (A Love Song for Jennifer Lawrence) 01:34
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OH! Jennifer! We want to tell you Mitch really likes you. OH! Jennifer! He wants to take you out to dinner. OH! Jennifer! He’ll probably even pay even though you don’t need that chivalry and could do it anyway. OH! Jennifer! We’re just an impartial third-party! OH! Jennifer! Mitch seems like a real nice guy! OH! Jennifer! He liked your work in Hunger Games! OH! Jennifer! Just give this kid a chance.
10.
Marnie Thompson 00:49
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You never see the big picture Until you pull every stitch You’ll hardly think you did it all If you ever switch All your plans All your dreams You gotta plant your feet and scream Here I am! My goddamn name is Marnie! Here I am! And I’ll make you proud of meeeeee!
11.
Derik Iverson 00:57
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His Name Is Derik Iverson We're pretty sure he's from Minnesota Facebook tells me he's your "Sexy Latin Lover" And our mutual friend Nicole was in one of our sketches once And he works for Bonobos
12.
Thomas Glen & Tim Sauerman 00:46
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Two for one, two for one, With Thomas and Tim you get a two for one Two best buds out there rocking the world Bringing the joy to the boys and the girls Rocking' It All Night Long
13.
Travis Schachtner 00:28
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In January 1973 A submarine was launched that would change the world, little did we know one of its crew was the most badass sailor ever Travis, He aint gunna take your dookie Travis, He's gunna clean up your community

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In 2015, VStheUNIVERSE ran a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for "The Geek Show" A Nerdy Variety Talky Thing!
These songs were written and recorded as backer rewards for the successful Kickstarter campaign. Each song was created specifically for each backer.
Bundle of the THIRD and Final Kickstarter Backer theme songs.

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released December 14, 2016

Lyrics By: Aaron Amendola
Music By: Sam Begich
Performed By: VStheUNIVERSE

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VStheUNIVERSE is a group of writers, actors, and producers who embrace their inner geek and showcase it in their art. They know who shot first, who killed Bruce Wayne's parents, the quandary of Schrödinger's cat, and all about the Konami code.

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